this happened to me once but replace the eagle with a Shitzu….
MORE comics, MOREEEE!!!
Wow, I was faced with this problem just the other day! Except… it was a T-rex and not an angry eagle. And it wasn’t a girl I liked, it was a hooker I just hired. And she dropped the money before he ate her so I wasn’t really upset about it. I guess my problem was nothing like this then.